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[gargoylekitty]

There's been this kid running around my house the past few days, whom I suspect may be related to me in some way, so yesterday M and I took her to the park. It was okay at first but by the end of things I was reminded of why, if I wasn't gay, I'd be getting my tubes tied. Not saying all kids are horrible or anything but they're just honestly not for me. Anywho, at one point M and her agreed I wasn't strong(lies and slander) so M carried her around on her back a bit. Somehow this lead to the kid asking questions.
Kid-thing: And how old are you?
M: She's 21.
Kid-thing: What?! Nuh uh!
Me: Yep.
Kid-thing: *says something I can't hear, M bursts out laughing*
Me: *stops and turns around* What'd she say?
Kid-thing: You're too small to be 21.
Me: I am not.
Kid-thing: Uh huh. You're really short.
And so, for the rest of the day, I was dubbed 'short 21 year old'. She also concluded at some point, having met my siblings, I was lying about being the oldest kid in my family since I'm 'the littlest sister'. :\

Comments

[yasha-chan.livejournal.com]

Oh kids, they say the most ridiculous things sometimes. Hahaha, when my roommate's son came to visit him last time, he had a few awesome oneliners too. "Daddy, why is your car the trash can?" and "Daddy, no offense, but you sound like a girl."

Other people's kids are fun because you can give them back.

[tomecko.livejournal.com]

Oh, children and their ways. For every cute one, there's a little snot like this.

I had a kid at work the other day ask me how old I was (along with a giant slew of other questions), and when I answered 23, threw back her head and was all "OMG that's soooooo ooooold! Twenty threeeee!" Meanwhile, her dad is looking at me and muttering "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry." It was actually pretty funny.

[spankingfemme.livejournal.com]

OMG! That is freaking hilarious *snerk* Kids are okay as long as you can give them back to their parents XD

[gargoylekitty.livejournal.com]

Lol, pretty much.