A conversation with my co-worker

[gargoylekitty]

Me = Me
Co = Coworker

Me: *minding my own business and making some food for the road*
Co: Are you Batman?
Me: O.o Wha....?
Co: Are you Batman?
Me: Umm... no. I mean just look at the name and you'll see there's a little problem with that assumption.
Co: I guess... but, that's what Batman would want you to think. So are you?
Me: No. Besides this isn't the DCU. 
Co: *thinks for a moment* But that's also just what Batman would want you to think.
Me: *amused facepalm* 

I mean really, wtf. Lol.